攪笑電話錄音

攪笑電話錄音

1.你好,我依家唔係度,請遲d再打黎,如果5分鐘後我都唔係度,咁就即係我去緊小便,如果10分鐘後我都唔係度,咁就即係我去緊大便,如果半個鐘後我都頌係唔係度,咁就即係我唔記得帶廁紙啦

2.我依家唔係屋企,呢個係電話錄音,請係「必」一聲之後留低你要講既野,我會盡快打俾你......(隔左成分鐘)......我係到唔「必」呀,吹咩

3.我好掛住你呀!請係以下既名中選擇你個名:月兒,婷婷,小榮,愛麗,小娜,小紅,藍藍,佳佳,小雯,小雲,小蕾,貝貝......

4.你好,我去左上海,請係「必」一聲之後留低你要講既野,如果我趕到聽朝早班機,我就聽日打俾你,如果我趕唔到聽朝早班機,我就聽晚先打俾你,如果我架機出左事,我就唔會打俾你

5.本電話具有人工智能,請按任何一個數字測試你既智商......(2分鐘後)估唔到你真係等,所以你既智商係等於零架

6.喂,你好,聽唔到,喂?可唔可以大聲d呀?收唔到呀,我收線先啦,你陣間先打過黎啦

7.先唔好講野,等我估下你係邊個啦,其實一直以黎我有三個字好想同你請,但係又驚講左連朋友都無得做,我唔理得咁多,總之我今日要同你講:收皮啦!呀,唔好意思,答錯線,bye bye

２，５，７都好經典．．．．

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等我一陣試下先=.=