面試人員看到這履歷表後,當場流淚滿面.....
姓名:english or chinese??
年齡:confidential
身高:mot related to the job
體重:varies all the time,before lunch or after
居住地:at what stage of my life,please be more specific
電話:ericsson
電子郵件nly give to pretty abd rich girls
上班時間:the shorter the better
應徵職位:a post that has not much to do,but surround by pretty and young girls
學歷:graduated at the wild chicken university
語言能力:fluent in bullshits
興趣:sleeping and sleeping
生日:not yet
經歷:fooling aroubd all the time
曾任職位:decent or not decebt,please be more specific
婚姻狀況:still looking for a rich and beautiful girl,hoprfully can find in your company
未來期望:have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
希望待遇:lesser workload the better
