標題: 鬼佬笑話 [打印本頁]

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作者: ＊°雲尼斯杜萊    時間: 2005-7-17 23:11     標題: 鬼佬笑話

有一個鬼佬來香港旅遊,
佢去左一間麥當勞食野,
佢見到有d小朋友囉d茄汁話係血,
佢就以為香港人話d血係茄汁,
過左一陣,
佢見到有d阿伯係到捉象棋,
一個阿伯話我隻"居"食你隻馬,
佢就以為香港人話d車係"居",
笫二日佢去左一間茶樓飲茶,
佢見到有d人話好靚既鳳爪呀,
佢就以為香港人話d腳係鳳爪,
之後佢見到有個男人話個女人係死八婆,
佢就以為香港人話d女人係死八婆,
過左一陣,
佢見到有個女人被車撞到,
所以佢就報警話,
喂,999呀,我見到有個死八婆被"居"撞到,佢隻鳳爪流左好多茄汁,快d來救佢啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

好唔好笑都回應下啦,比d意見啦

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